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Febuary 31st (SQL Humor)

dbDigger, SQL Humor

Febuary 31st (SQL Humor)

It is March 1st and the first day of DBMS school.

The teacher starts off with a role call.

Teacher: Oracle?
“Present sir”

Teacher: DB2?
“Present sir”

Teacher: SQL Server?
“Present sir”

Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence]

Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence]

Teacher: Where the hell is MySQL
[In rushes MySQL, unshaved, hair a mess]

Teacher: Where have you been MySQL
“Sorry sir I thought it was February 31st”

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